i wonder what this dream means

I had such an interesting dream just now. I just need to write it down somewhere. I could go to a bbs and creep out people who sort of ‘know’ me, or I could type it out here where nobody is ever going to read it. Right away I need to say that I’ve been sick this week. That might explain why I had such an odd dream and why I was taking a nap in the middle of the day.

So, I’m about to sit down for my daily piano practice (odd, since we don’t have a piano anymore and this was in a house that I’ve never seen before. I never dream of being in the house I live at.) When I saw that I got a big package in the mail. It was from this guy, Karl, who recently sent me a video of his standup. Anyway, I open it and there’s tons of stuff in there. There was a large painting, a shadow box filled with Little Mermaid figurines, Some letters, old report cards, a ‘sour cream and onion chip’ themed plastic food playset, all sorts of stationary and small toys with fluffy white kittens, a calendar with people that got paint flicked at them. I’m sure all of those things mean something in the dream dictionary :roll:

Anyway, as I am opening all of this stuff I can not stop laughing. I’m laughing and laughing and there’s just more and more stuff and I find out there is a party happening on the other side of the house. I go in there for a moment and see all of these strangers. There was this kind of creepy little mullet guy following me around. Everyone was giving me such strange looks, like they were up to something.

So I go back to the other side of the house and it is empty. The stairs on this side have been decorated with flowers and candles and the lights are low. Romantic. I try to walk up the stairs as far as I can and when I can’t go any higher- because of all of the flowers and stuff, I peek over and see the party is still going on. I decided to go back downstairs and hide out.

As I got about four stairs from the bottom, I put my right hand on the bannister and swing up. I start to fly! I flew around the empty part of the house. But the house isn’t a good place to fly so I go outside. I think I lived in San Francisco. I try to swing on the steps outside but it’s not working quite as well. Then I think to myself, “I am dreaming. I can fly as high as I want to.”

Then I try again and I start doing tricks and going really high, above the houses. I tried not to be seen by people, but after a while I started to get a little full of myself and my new powers and I wanted to show off. So I went around to the back of the house and landed in the middle of the party.

The creepy mullet guy says, “aha! I knew who you were when I saw you! I have finally found you!” and he gets this jar filled halfway with water that has a couple of guppies swimming in it, he explains that I am a magical guppy that took on a human form after I flew out of his jar.

“No,” I say as I take out a jar of my own, “this is your guppy!”

And I look in the really large jar and, sitting in a couple inches of water, there is one of those distorted giant-eyed Chihuahua’s that you see in those crazy calendars.

Then I woke up. The end.