portuguese crystal

This is the name of a song my head made up while I was taking the dishes out of the dishwasher. It makes me think that maybe it was a good thing that I did not go down the path that I started going to college for. This song SUCKS.

There are only a few words:

Portuguese crystal
This is Portuguese crystal
Are you Portuguese, Crystal?
You're not Portuguese, Crystal.

over and over and over. It might be better than when I was doing the dishes and I put new words I put to the tune from the Charmin commercial, now that I am trying to figure out which Charmin song it was I am only thinking of the Sesame Street song "Elbows and Knees"... hold on a second! The "don't use so much toilet paper" song is very, very close to "Elbows and Knees" :gasp:

So I was just ripping off everyone with my song, "Whatever Happened to Erin J. Dean?"

That had more words, but it would be kind of creepy if I spent any time trying to remember them or typing them out for maybe 2 people to ever see sometime in the distant future... Okay! Here!! Stop asking!

Erin J Dean,
Erin J Dean,
Whatever happened to Erin J Dean...

and then there was something about how I read she had a bit part in Lolita and how I think I'd seen Allen and maybe her brother Josh on some other shows. I might have had a verse about Shelby Woo as well. But that got stuck in my head for a few days.

Just to clarify a little bit, back when "The Journey of Allen Strange" was on Nick, there was this commercial with Erin J Dean that was on all of the time. Jamie and I made up some kind of story about how she was the coolest person in the world- kind of like we did with Jeff Goldblum for a while. At least we didn't make EJD t-shirts!