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I've figured out what I'd get if I ever wanted a tattoo with traditional Chinese symbols:

斑點病

check it

drooly dog

I've seen this twice today- My dog will get a drink of water and then she'll immediately walk into my niece’s room to check herself in the mirror. I think she is becoming self-conscious.

words

It's hard to get motivated to write more poetry in the style I've been doing lately when I get things that are very similar everyday in my spambox.

"the sector try cuckoo but barberry and canadian not sidewall not christoffel but compete some triangular or slanderous it's boggle some minion be crab it midband may bystander"

Has my job been taken over by machines?!

Another reason for my move away from writing in that style is that I've felt that lately I have been doing okay stringing words together in a way that makes sense. That sentence did not prove my point at all.

Lately though, I feel like I just don't know what to say. It's happened more than once in the last week that I have went to write a note to someone and whatever it was in my head came out as a jumble of words that crumble as soon as they make it onto the screen. And what's left are horrible replies.