want to help me with a project

I wrote this poem recently that I feel needs to be heard rather than looked at. And I was thinking that it might be more interesting if it wasn't just me reading it. If you've read any of my stuff, this will make sense- I was hoping that I could get some volunteers to read a few lines or words each.

If you are interested in being a part of this, send me an email ( brandi.h@gmail.com ). All you need is a microphone hooked up to your computer and the wav recorder thing.

cringe

and speaking of things that make you want to rearrange your brain in drastic ways so you can forget what you've seen- last night I watched some of the newest Surreal Life. The whole part where Verne Troyer was drunk... and he was doing something to Peter Brady (my first love)... and then he was naked peeing off the side of his scooter onto the floor... God I need a pill or something to erase the memory! That was one of the most disturbing things I've seen in a long time.

old commercial

You know that commercial that’s been out a few years where the man tells his wife that he finished the internet? He's got AOL or something, and it's so fast that he's seen everything.

I'd divorce that guy. I would not want to be anywhere near anyone who had seen the entire world wide web. Think about it... If I saw every website and every picture... man, I'd want to have a lobotomy!

a weblog with pictures and stuff?

I haven't posted pictures in a while. I should get on that. I'll probably just put up another picture of my Toon Town mouse critter.

I've been so hooked on that the past couple of days. I figured out the way to win in the Sellbot Factory. You have to go it with people who have a bunch of points and follow them around. And that part where I got lost that time? You have to hop over the fence to the floor below after you've jumped on all of those jumpy button things.

All day long I have been such a slacker, playing a game for 10 year olds. It's very addicting.

Glimpse into my head (it's not going ot make sense!): I wonder what time Crystal has to work tomorrow. Mike works from 1-10, so I am going to be able to sleep, maybe. Unless Crytal has to go to work at 9 and Mom has to work at 11... then the day will be, like, from 7:45-whatever time Crytal gets off work + 1 hour.