comment...

I rarely get comments, I don't know if anyone reads this one. But I just got a new comment on an entry from Saturday, February 05, 2005

"this site has nothing to do with the address in the links page," They said.

My reply would have to be, "What?"

Update- I did a little research to see who had visited that site on my page and how they got there. It was a user in Windsor, Canada using a board of education computer. Maybe a kid at school (let's hope!)

You might see this as an invasion of privacy for this person, but I am going to be helpful to anyone who might have the same problem as they did.

"how can i find a friends website if i don't know the address"

First of all, I personally have no control over the results at Ask.com. You type in a string of words and they find pages that include all of those words. That's how search engines work. You can use this knowledge to find your "friends" website. You can simply type in the word "Friends" but you might want to whittle the results down a bit. You can try typing in "Friends television show rachel ross monica" or something, and it will give you a lists of some fansites on the show.

Thanks for asking!

Audience participation

I've figured out what I'd get if I ever wanted a tattoo with traditional Chinese symbols:

斑點病

check it

drooly dog

I've seen this twice today- My dog will get a drink of water and then she'll immediately walk into my niece’s room to check herself in the mirror. I think she is becoming self-conscious.

words

It's hard to get motivated to write more poetry in the style I've been doing lately when I get things that are very similar everyday in my spambox.

"the sector try cuckoo but barberry and canadian not sidewall not christoffel but compete some triangular or slanderous it's boggle some minion be crab it midband may bystander"

Has my job been taken over by machines?!

Another reason for my move away from writing in that style is that I've felt that lately I have been doing okay stringing words together in a way that makes sense. That sentence did not prove my point at all.

Lately though, I feel like I just don't know what to say. It's happened more than once in the last week that I have went to write a note to someone and whatever it was in my head came out as a jumble of words that crumble as soon as they make it onto the screen. And what's left are horrible replies.

special bonus- stalker edition

The following is about 20 minutes worth of typing whatever came into my head. It's part 2 of a blog I posted on my Myspace blog. I've been posting over there too much in the past couple of days, so I thought that I would add the rest over here.

It's that time of night. "what do you want for dinner?" "I don't know. What do you feel like?" "I am so hungry, I could eat anything." "Okay. What don't you like?" "I don't know. What do you feel like?"

I could eat cheese and crackers and be happy. Discount anime, free ringtones. Free Alien vs Predator.

I used lotion on my arms. "Sea" flavored. scented. I didn't taste it. It doesn't smell like the beach. Maybe the middle of the sea. The middle of the sea if you threw a bunch of perfumed grannies in there. "Fresh New Cruise Disaster Scent"

I've got 119 points in the My Coke Rewards deal. I need 200 points for a $25 gift certificate to the Adidas Store. Brandi needs a new pair of shoes! It's too bad I've lost my dice. Is that a term for losing your mind? Maybe I am thinking "lost my marbles."

Wow, my arms are smooth. um... yeah. I actually think that in my head.

"ummm"

Like I am trying to keep myself interested in my own thoughts and I don't want to be distracted. By other thoughts. It's 6:22 on a Friday night. Tonight I am going to party like there's no tomorrow. woo yeah!

I actually think that sometimes. "wooo" it's usually followed with an imaginary girls gone wild moment. I just read up a little. "I actually think that in my head." What's that supposed to mean? I saw a thing on Maury or Sally or Donahue back a long time ago about this girl who has a transplanted organ from a young man who died. Suddenly, after living for years as a vegetarian, she always had a hankerin' for chicken mcnuggets. I think she also bought a leather jacket. It turns out she got her kidney from a biker who loved McDonald's.

So maybe you store memories in other bits of your body. Or maybe your kidneys store up dipping sauce and release it to your brain throughout your life. That's just dumb. But that's what came out of my head. Or my gall bladder.

We're going with cheesy baked pasta. That sounds cool to me. I don't hate pasta.

I am writing the draft of this in my gmail, just like the last one. I sure do have a lot of labels in this thing! I like to keep things organized, and this is the perfect email provider for that type of thing. I can't go on enough about how much I love gmail.

I wouldn't, like, marry it or anything.

I think it's about time to spell check this one and post it up.

Thanks for reading!

hmmmmmmmmm

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

This is so true! OMG! My life so far has been exactly like American Psycho! Just yesterday, I cut up two bo...

whoops! Forget I wrote that.

another one of these things

I'll write something over here one of these days... but for now, here's another quiz!

You Are 4% Gross

You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are! Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.

How Gross Are You?

i had to guess at some of the answers on these

I can't be sure these are accurate. I don't know which NASCAR driver I hate the most.
I also answered "Yeah, I don't need a girlfriend right now" to the question about being single.

Take the quiz:
What Nascar Driver are you?

Jeff Gordon
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Way to go...You are Jeff Gordon you are my favorite driver in the Nextel Cup and you drive the Du Pont Chevrolet!! You are the three time, Daytona 500 Champion and have been consistant you have accomplished alot in your career and you still have along way to go, you are calm, talented and of course your passion is winning and you are considered to be one of the top contenders in the nextel cup.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

With this one, I don't think I've ever heard 4 of the five options for the question asking me about my favorite song to dance to at the club.

Take the quiz:
what celebrity bootay do you have? (girls only)

J-Lo
Youre booty has a continent of its own and gets you lots of attention.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

shhhhhhhh!

Let's just type for a bit and see what comes out. Probably a to do list. I need to wash the dishes. But you know how it is... there are some days when simple household chores turn into a juggling act.

I had a sandwich for lunch that I named the "Why, yes, I am single. How did you know?" sandwich. Besides a lot of lettuce, it featured onions, tuna, and Jack Daniels mustard.

This is probably something I shouldn't share with the world, is it? Maybe I should put it in the blog on my website. So... yeah... nobody is reading this. It's just you and me.

What are you wearing?

more of this stuff

You Are 53% American

Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

The Muppet Personality Test

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,052,275

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Orange County

You're rich, pretty, and living a charmed life. (Or you seriously wish you were.) From Disneyland to Laguna Beach, you're all about living the California dream life. Just make sure to marry rich - so you don't have to work for it!

Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?

That's where I am from!

You Are 20% Selfish

In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person. Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover.

How Selfish Are You?

You Are Likely a Second Born

At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate. At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating. When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism. In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative. Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels. You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.

The Birth Order Predictor

You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy. Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly

Which of the X-Men Are You?

Why am I Wolverine? I have no idea. I've never even watched the movies. I watched a two part episode of the cartoon once... there was a cartoon, right?

further brain analysis

When cartoon characters need to make decisions, they have an angel and a devil that sit on their shoulders. I feel I have that same deal. Except angel Brandi has a team that includes a level headed psychologist, an ancient philosopher, a strong, independent woman, and a talking doormat. On my right, the devil only has one person backing her up- a freaky little gnome that shouts out random hexes and obscenities.

please hold

For the past few days I have been getting all sorts of phone calls that are from a machine saying, "Please hold for the next available operator..." and I hang up.

I should wait, though. I know that the call is not for me, and so I would have to take a message. I've got it planned in my head. I'll say, "hold on... I need to find a pen." and have the operator wait a really long time.

I am way too chicken. I just hang up.

forgot a title

I don't know why I have two weblogs. I have the one over at Myspace where I have 5 people who subscribe. I have no idea if anyone even reads this one. That might be why I haven't posted anything here in a while. Or maybe nobody reads it because I haven't posted anything in a while. Anyway, I usually post here when I come up with a stupid song or I just have to talk about something yucky or personal.

Maybe I can make this entry about the dream I just had about being a camera person for the show Cops, and my first assignment was to go to a house where a lady was freaked out because a chicken was on her porch. But I write about dreams in the other blog... What to do?

I've updated my home page, changed the layout and colors. I don't know if I like it but at least I can have that sense of pride in knowing that I did it on my own. Perhaps I should finally get around to making a blogger template that would blend in with my site. I might do that after I finish my own personal start page. I'm pretty happy with how that's coming along, I've got some links to pages that I go to a lot, an SSI thing that puts links to the newest posts at my message board, and a nifty tweaked ad rotator that shows random videos from YouTube.

Random from a list I put together- not just anything from there! I have no desire to see teenagers lip-synching to My Chemical Romance or one more terrible high school band's cover of Song 2.

way too much information...

Turn around, boys. Go to a different page.

I started writing another song yesterday. It's a swing song called "Freak of Nature" about my recent purchase of a padded bra.

I don't know why I got a padded bra, I've never really needed one. Maybe it looked comfortable, I don't remember now. All I know is that when I wear it I start misjudging spaces and I walk into walls and stuff. Kind of like the time I was wearing a safari hat at Zoe's birthday party. That extra 1/3 of an inch can mess you up. Anyway, The song wasn't very good (big surprise!) so I gave up on it.

I was standing in the living room last night wearing my new bra (with a pretty green sweater over it. What sort of person do you think I am? [you: "someone who talks about undergarments?"]) and I noticed, out of the corner of my eye, that my mom was staring at me. She was checking me out. I finally looked over at her like, "What?"

And she said, "Wow! You've lost weight!"

I decided not to tell her what was really different about me. But I've just told you.

sorry.

portuguese crystal

This is the name of a song my head made up while I was taking the dishes out of the dishwasher. It makes me think that maybe it was a good thing that I did not go down the path that I started going to college for. This song SUCKS.

There are only a few words:

Portuguese crystal
This is Portuguese crystal
Are you Portuguese, Crystal?
You're not Portuguese, Crystal.

over and over and over. It might be better than when I was doing the dishes and I put new words I put to the tune from the Charmin commercial, now that I am trying to figure out which Charmin song it was I am only thinking of the Sesame Street song "Elbows and Knees"... hold on a second! The "don't use so much toilet paper" song is very, very close to "Elbows and Knees" :gasp:

So I was just ripping off everyone with my song, "Whatever Happened to Erin J. Dean?"

That had more words, but it would be kind of creepy if I spent any time trying to remember them or typing them out for maybe 2 people to ever see sometime in the distant future... Okay! Here!! Stop asking!

Erin J Dean,
Erin J Dean,
Whatever happened to Erin J Dean...

and then there was something about how I read she had a bit part in Lolita and how I think I'd seen Allen and maybe her brother Josh on some other shows. I might have had a verse about Shelby Woo as well. But that got stuck in my head for a few days.

Just to clarify a little bit, back when "The Journey of Allen Strange" was on Nick, there was this commercial with Erin J Dean that was on all of the time. Jamie and I made up some kind of story about how she was the coolest person in the world- kind of like we did with Jeff Goldblum for a while. At least we didn't make EJD t-shirts!

inquisitive?

If you liked that last post about the labels on the back of children's lotion you might also be interested in a website about stock quotes. Or so the "person" who left a comment on here said.

I can see how the connection can be drawn between the two topics and now I am a little sorry that I deleted the spam. Well, here's a link to make up for it: http://www.google.com/search?q=stock+quotes enjoy.

and they smelled like strawberries

I was reading the back of a bottle of shimmer body lotion that my niece got me for Christmas. It said "never tested on cute cuddly animals." It made me imagine a lab somewhere with cages full of smooth and glittery iguanas. I don't remember the whole thing but I think there was a disco ball somehow involved in this daydream.

tons of quizzes

The other day I stumbled across another on of those online quiz sites. I ended up taking a bunch of them. I should save these up and put them up a day at a time or whenever I can't think of anything to write. But I won't. And I know this is totally going to mess up the alignment and continuity of this blog.

I am 21% Idiot.

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

I wish this one could be even lower:

I am 15% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Take the
White Trash Test
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I am 39% Metal Head.

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

Take the
Metal Head Test
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I don't know if I know of Dashboard Confessional...

I am 36% Emo.

Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

Take the
Emo Test
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Can I just hide something in here? I will admit that I have watched the Hollywood Hookups show on VH1 a week or so ago. But now I am listening to my brother-in-law giving a running commentary on it. Yes, Mike. "TomKat" is still going strong. This next one surprised me when I read the results. But after reading what I just wrote, it doesn't surprise me now.

I am 51% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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With this next one, I am kind of sad my score was so low. If only more people would have made fun of me at school. My New Year's Resolution a few years ago was to become an evil genius.

I am 63% Evil Genius.

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Take the
Evil Genius Test
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I can totally accept the fact that I am not very punk. I used to be afraid of punks as a child. I can't be afraid anymore. My sister is probably 100% punk and she doesn't scare me (because of her punkness :wink: :wink: )

I am 21% Punk Rock.

It's not a fashion craze, or even a cool thing to do. I should just swallow it, get Lost, and take my friends with me.

Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom

To the next one- I am very much a democrat. It's mostly a cleanliness issue.

I am 24% Hippie.

What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I don’t stink, man.

Take the
Hippie Test
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I'm much too old to be goth.

I am 16% Goth.

I wanna be a GOTH. But I'm not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. I'll go home and take your Cure CD's with me.

Take the
Goth Test
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I guess I am a nerd then?

I am 17% Geek.

I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear

Take the
Geek Test
@ FualiDotCom

This one seems about right-

I am 41% Internet Addict.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

Take the
Internet Addict Test
@ FualiDotCom

I am 36% Grunge.

What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.

Take the
Grunge Test
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