inquisitive?

If you liked that last post about the labels on the back of children's lotion you might also be interested in a website about stock quotes. Or so the "person" who left a comment on here said.

I can see how the connection can be drawn between the two topics and now I am a little sorry that I deleted the spam. Well, here's a link to make up for it: http://www.google.com/search?q=stock+quotes enjoy.

and they smelled like strawberries

I was reading the back of a bottle of shimmer body lotion that my niece got me for Christmas. It said "never tested on cute cuddly animals." It made me imagine a lab somewhere with cages full of smooth and glittery iguanas. I don't remember the whole thing but I think there was a disco ball somehow involved in this daydream.

tons of quizzes

The other day I stumbled across another on of those online quiz sites. I ended up taking a bunch of them. I should save these up and put them up a day at a time or whenever I can't think of anything to write. But I won't. And I know this is totally going to mess up the alignment and continuity of this blog.

I am 21% Idiot.

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

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I wish this one could be even lower:

I am 15% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

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I am 39% Metal Head.

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

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I don't know if I know of Dashboard Confessional...

I am 36% Emo.

Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

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Can I just hide something in here? I will admit that I have watched the Hollywood Hookups show on VH1 a week or so ago. But now I am listening to my brother-in-law giving a running commentary on it. Yes, Mike. "TomKat" is still going strong. This next one surprised me when I read the results. But after reading what I just wrote, it doesn't surprise me now.

I am 51% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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With this next one, I am kind of sad my score was so low. If only more people would have made fun of me at school. My New Year's Resolution a few years ago was to become an evil genius.

I am 63% Evil Genius.

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

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I can totally accept the fact that I am not very punk. I used to be afraid of punks as a child. I can't be afraid anymore. My sister is probably 100% punk and she doesn't scare me (because of her punkness :wink: :wink: )

I am 21% Punk Rock.

It's not a fashion craze, or even a cool thing to do. I should just swallow it, get Lost, and take my friends with me.

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To the next one- I am very much a democrat. It's mostly a cleanliness issue.

I am 24% Hippie.

What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I don’t stink, man.

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I'm much too old to be goth.

I am 16% Goth.

I wanna be a GOTH. But I'm not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. I'll go home and take your Cure CD's with me.

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I guess I am a nerd then?

I am 17% Geek.

I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear

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This one seems about right-

I am 41% Internet Addict.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

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I am 36% Grunge.

What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.

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