dogs are people too

My dog won't come inside. She's decided that she wants to pretend she's a person and sit in a lawn chair. I bet she's wondering where she can get her paws on some cigarettes. Sometimes I try to put a hat on her, because she seems like she would be a hat wearing sort of person, but she has no patience for that sort of thing. Scarves and handbags are fine though. I can't find shoes the right size so she just walks around carrying one size 9 pink three inch heel.